In chapters entitled âThe Hell of Healthy Foodâ,âWhy you Shouldnât Dietâ, âThe Light-hearted Side of Weightâ, âDaft Dietsâ, and âFood Philosophyâ, Aubrey Malone has collected a hilarious compendium of witticisms on the greatness of grub, from thought-provoking reflections to laugh-out-loud observations.